Thursday, February 19, 2009

Matt wins Daytona 500!!!!!

Of course, I am elated. I did a post on his win on my other blog.
I came across an article that seemed to capture Kenseth's nature so well, that I wanted to save it somewhere. Why not here? I even emailed the writer to praise him. So maybe I won't be sued for copyright. If I am, good luck.


Daytona winner Kenseth unmoved by SF hoopla

Daytona winner Kenseth unmoved by SF hoopla

Published: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 at 3:00 a.m.
Last Modified: Wednesday, February 18, 2009 at 9:35 p.m.
SAN FRANCISCO

The man who arrives for Sunday church just before worship begins, who always tries to sit in the last row, who dislikes calling attention to himself, was given a three-car, three-motorcycle California Highway Patrol escort Wednesday across the Golden Gate Bridge and through downtown San Francisco.

This is what you get, Matt Kenseth, for winning the Daytona 500 last Sunday.

People get to see your face. Sorry.

It was hard to miss. All traffic was stopped along the route. People stared. Some got it. Some weren’t impressed; this is California and we have an action-hero for a governor.

“I’m not one to crave attention,” Kenseth would say later but, oops, there it was — attention, so much attention all that was missing were the dancing bears.

Kenseth’s name was in big, bold black letters on the side of a motorized cable car. Kenseth and his wife, Katie, rode in one that stopped for photo ops at Fisherman’s Wharf — where they ate crab — and at Ghirardelli Square — where they ate chocolate. Under Willie Mays Gate at AT&T Park, Kenseth was given an eight-pound wheel of cheese, a magnum of wine and a No.17 jersey with his name as an Honorary San Francisco Giant. Then he was asked to speak at a press conference.

Shoot, why didn’t they just ask Kenseth to play in “The Merchant of Venice” while they were at it?

Oh, the suffering. In the motorized cable car Wednesday they had Kenseth sitting right next to Rod Brooks of KNBR, the guy who never met a microphone, first-person pronoun or a long sentence he didn’t like. Talk about the odd couple. In that half-hour ride, Brooks probably uttered more words on the air than Kenseth has said in his entire life.

So when Kenseth said later, “I’m ready for a normal day,” I believed him. These days one never knows what to believe when a professional athlete speaks but when Kenseth said he was ready for a normal day, he had the same aching longing in his voice that a 70-year man wishing he could be 20 again.

Nothing about Kenseth — the way he looked, acted or spoke — revealed a contradiction. He was dressed in a plain, gray suit. He has won $44,691,154 in his NASCAR career but he wore no bling. No Tony Stewart beard or swagger, no attitude, no sense he felt anyone owed him a living. Kenseth would have been easy to miss as a talented driver.

If anything, his ego goes down, not up.

“Is this like Wisconsin crab?” asked Infineon president Steve Page, referring to Kenseth’s home state, while both men were munching the tasty seafood. Page meant it as a joke since Green Bay Packers fans aren’t known for being a bunch of Crabheads.

“The only crab around our house is usually me,” Kenseth said.

And people say Kenseth isn’t funny. Say he doesn’t have a personality. Say he is as colorful as the morning fog. That is not Kenseth’s fault. It’s NASCAR’s. The industry sells personalities, conflict, Junior taking out Vickers. Kenseth is criticized because he doesn’t take a pipe wrench to someone or doesn’t fill an audio tape with the seven words you can’t say on television. Oh well.

It is true, however, that Kurt Busch is a Rolex to Kenseth’s Timex. It is also true that Kenseth has no distinguishing features or vices. But it is also true Kenseth is as grounded as an oak tree, not given to be swayed by popularity or insecurity.

“I heard you gave it right back to him last Sunday,” I said to Kenseth.

“What’s that?” he asked.

“When you told that Daytona sportswriter you were going to paint the town plaid after winning the 500.”

Ken Willis, the sportswriter, had written Kenseth was so boring and colorless that Kenseth was going “to paint the town plaid” in celebration of a victory.

“He was mean,” Kenseth said.

Did he ever confront Willis about it?

“Nah,” said Kenseth, shrugging, which of course conforms to the stereotype. Kenseth doesn’t even get angry at a sportswriter, every athlete’s available foil. How can the man live with himself? Don’t you know, Matt, we are here for you?

“I’m not going to be someone else,” Kenseth said.

I’m guessing, if it was all the same to him, they could have mailed the crab, chocolate, cheese, wine and jersey to him and he would have been just as happy. Not that he was unappreciative. Just underwhelmed with himself.

Except when he’s in a race car, Matt Kenseth would rather be in the last row.

For more on North Bay sports go to Bob Padecky’s blog at padecky.pressdemocrat.com. You can reach Staff Columnist Bob Padecky at 521-5490 or bob.padecky@pressdemocrat.com.


http://www.pressdemocrat.com/article/20090218/NEWS/902180837?Title=Daytona-winner-Kenseth-unmoved-by-SF-hoopla

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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

pssssssst Matt

Maybe you can get Carl to beat up Chip so you can have Robbie back. Or maybe I can take on Chip for ya'. Or tell Chip the race is at Dover this weekend instead of Darlington or at least put him on the wrong airplane. Just trying to come up with ideas here. I've got more suggestions if you want them. Ooooooo... I know! Announce that Chip paid Kyle to take out Junior. Yep, that ought to do it!

Still your loyal fan and soon to be president of the "Bring Robbie Back Club",
Babs

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Saturday, April 12, 2008

Dear Chip,

Please make sure someone hooks up the rear sway bar on Matt's car before each race. And ensure all parts necessary are fully operational and in the correct place.
Telling him at one lap to go before the green that the rear sway bar is off when he already told you it felt that way and you could have fixed it under the first caution instead of making him be the second caution. Happy 300th start Matty. Can Chip be suspended so Matt can get Robbie back? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

And WTF Fox? I don't care about baseball.

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Sunday, March 02, 2008

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Bleep bleep bleep bleeper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least he who shall not be named on my blog destroyed his own bleeping car this time. Quit bleeping wrecking Matt, you bleephead bleeping bleeper.

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Communication

I know Matt was pissed at David Ragan for wrecking him, but Matt was also pissed at his team. He was screaming at them on the radio asking to tell him how to get to the garage. "You know the drill guys, tell me where to go, get your asses down here to the garage, let's get this thing fixed and get back out there." Then still hearing the scanner in the garage it sounded like chaos. Matt was calling more orders than Chip. This is what really sucks about Robbie not being with Matt. Also, during the race, Matt said Chip's radio must not be working. Chip finally came on and said, "I'm here." I know Chip is used to being in the background as the engineer during the race, but he's got to step up and be a leader now if he's going to be a Crew Chief. Communication has got to get better.

Matt starts rambling on his radio when he is driving around out there with a broken car to just finish the race and making sarcastic remarks about drivers and the race, etc.

And I vote for Ragan to be the 5th driver that Roush has to let go by 2009 to get down to four teams. He was already my vote before and this just confirms it.

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Monday, February 04, 2008

Speedweeks Pledge

I, Babs, dedicated fan of Matt Kenseth, do solemnly swear to watch every moment of televised Speedweeks. To wear my new Matt Kenseth shirt during the entirety of said "Speedweeks", with the exception depending upon the timing of it's arrival. If said shirt is not at my apartment by the beginning of "Speedweeks", I will switch to my back-up older Matt shirt to be worn at all times until the arrival of the new shirt. The shirt will not be washed until after the running of the Daytona 500, as the washing of laundry might interfere with watching every moment of "Speedweeks".

While watching "Speedweeks", I will keep my butt firmly planted on the couch and may select the option of the recliner without being sent to the tail end of the longest line for swapping equipment. I will have the option for bathroom breaks as Depends are not sanctioned by my governing body. I will stock my pantry and fridge in advance with the provisions necessary for "Speedweeks". I will hang a sign on my front door stating, "Do not disturb, watching NASCAR Speedweeks" so I will not be approached by fans while on the track during this important event.

While watching "Speedweeks", I will select from the following actions every time he who shall not be named on this blog is on or is mentioned on TV: rolling of the eyes, imitation of the whiner's voice during interviews, shouting out "who freakin' cares?" when his name is mentioned, muting the TV, going to the bathroom, dusting my ceiling, fridge run or simply sarcastic remarks.

And most important, I will root, cheer, scream and raise general hoopla for my driver, the great Matt Kenseth. I will rewind every interview and watch it several times until completely satisfied that I caught every dry remark or rolling of the eyes towards the media. Except when he wears those damn sunglasses and I cannot see his eyes and judge his mood. I will bow down to my TV and scream "I'm not worthy" every time Matt is shown. I will listen to his scanner during all races. I will curse at certain drivers that get even close to him on the track or off the track.

And this, is my "Speedweeks" Pledge.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

I'm ready for Daytona!!!

Jeez, this blog needs some work and I'm too lazy. However, I am amped up for Speedweeks and have been watching the testing stuff on SPEED. I don't know how much I'll be posting here. Watching the races is top priority over talking about them.


Robbie, you'll be missed. I loved listening to him and Matt on the scanner. Chip will probably do a great job, but I hope the communication between Chip and Matt is better than it was last year. When Chip subbed for Robbie's little.... um... vacation, there was some issues with Chip not responding to Matt's comments on the scanner. Matt often calls the changes to his own car and then likes to hear a confirmation back. Often it seemed like he was talking to dead air. Maybe they've worked that out already.



And with the new fighting rules... I think Matt should let this guy go after Carl.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

I'm still watching

I just gotta say, JJ Yeley is one hot daddy. Though sometimes I'm not sure what he's growing on his chin, he has an awesome smile and makes me laugh. I have a twisted since of humor and his rocks. I hope his new suit compliments his skin tone as well as the green driver's suit. I once had a cat named JJ. Who knew there was a driver named after my cat?

"Hmmm... if I win more races, then Babs can have more pictures of me smiling."

Yes Matt. I miss you in Victory Lane. Please come back soon. You're still my driver. I'm sure you were worried if I was still cheering for ya. I am, I am.

Best to Brad Kelwhateverhislastnameis, that was one horrific looking wreck last night. Hot daddy was possibly a little too hot last night.

I'm still watching the races. I'll admit that sometimes I tape them and watch them later. There's too much going on in my life right now, so this blog has been neglected and will probably remain that way. I might do something on some off beat chance, but don't gamble on it
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