Tony Stewart Battles The World During 2006 Daytona 500
Okay, I just had to post this because the title was so funny. You can read the article here if you want.
And for more laughs, I recommend Nascar.com's Power Rankings: Fontana
Some of the funniest:
Matt Kenseth: He was pretty mad at Daytona, and he showed rare emotion in his interview. It reminded me of Rocky IV, when the trainer screams, "You see? You see? He's not a machine! He's a man! You cut him! You huuuuuurt him!" If you haven't seen Rocky IV, its probably going to be on TBS soon.
Greg Biffle: The winner of the Too Much Information Quote of the Year Award has already been uttered, and Biffle said it: "But anytime I’ve had anything a little leery on my car, I know about it. We're teammates. We communicate night and day. We're sitting in our motor home in our underwear talking about racing. We know everything that is going on."
Kurt Busch: Well, he admitted that he got his ears pinned back, and they look nice. But he didn't do it to make himself look better. He wanted to make sure he could actually use a roof hatch at Daytona.
Kevin Harvick: Just a thought, but if Todd Berrier would have been caught with another illegal car, NASCAR would have handcuffed him and forced him to watch while his car was set on fire in the infield.
Kyle Busch: He got called a "bird without feathers" by Tony Stewart. Translation using Stewart's language: Kyle is a boneless chicken breast on toasted rye bread.
And for more laughs, I recommend Nascar.com's Power Rankings: Fontana
Some of the funniest:
Matt Kenseth: He was pretty mad at Daytona, and he showed rare emotion in his interview. It reminded me of Rocky IV, when the trainer screams, "You see? You see? He's not a machine! He's a man! You cut him! You huuuuuurt him!" If you haven't seen Rocky IV, its probably going to be on TBS soon.
Greg Biffle: The winner of the Too Much Information Quote of the Year Award has already been uttered, and Biffle said it: "But anytime I’ve had anything a little leery on my car, I know about it. We're teammates. We communicate night and day. We're sitting in our motor home in our underwear talking about racing. We know everything that is going on."
Kurt Busch: Well, he admitted that he got his ears pinned back, and they look nice. But he didn't do it to make himself look better. He wanted to make sure he could actually use a roof hatch at Daytona.
Kevin Harvick: Just a thought, but if Todd Berrier would have been caught with another illegal car, NASCAR would have handcuffed him and forced him to watch while his car was set on fire in the infield.
Kyle Busch: He got called a "bird without feathers" by Tony Stewart. Translation using Stewart's language: Kyle is a boneless chicken breast on toasted rye bread.
posted by at 2/22/2006 08:04:00 PM
2 Comments:
Piece of rye bread needing to be toasted. Morn Babs.
Bird without feathers. That was an accurate physical description, what about the driving ability?
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