Ugh... Shrub on pole
Just in!!! Tiredawg and I have determined there is an alien message from Big Baby Busch to the younger shrub in this NASCAR article. I have alerted Clance' and hope she will de-code this message for us.
From NASCAR.com
By Jenna Fryer, The Associated Press, April 20, 2006, 11:58 PM EDT (03:58 GMT)
AVONDALE, Ariz. (AP) -- Kyle Busch picked up where he left off at Phoenix International Raceway, winning the pole Thursday to put himself in prime position to win a second straight race in the desert.
Busch, who won at Phoenix last November, ran a lap at 133.745 mph to take the top qualifying spot for Saturday night's Subway Fresh 500. His lap bested Greg Biffle, who qualified second with a lap at 133.383, and Tony Stewart, who was third at 133.299.
After crossing the line, Busch barked into his radio. (hehehe..barked, birds don't bark, they peep. Shrubs should make no noise.)
"I was just chomping at the bit," he said.
He then celebrated his first pole since February of last year by climbing onto the pit road wall and waving his arms in the air.
"Do snow angels," Stewart said sarcastically of the celebration tactic Busch's older brother, Kurt, has recently adopted.
Stewart can mock if he wants, but the Busch brothers are hot in Phoenix. Kurt won this race last year, giving the Busch brothers a sweep on the flat, mile-long oval.
"It's not whether you are getting boos or cheers, it's who gets the most noise," Kyle Busch said. "Right now it's close between he who shall not be named on my blog and Dale Earnhardt, but the Busch brothers are steadily climbing that rope." ( I can't believe he compares himself with those 2 drivers)
No driver has ever won from the pole in the 19 Cup events at Phoenix, but Kyle Busch liked his chances in the Chevrolet he said was the "sister car" to November's winning entry.
"We have a good race car," he said. "It's the sister car, so hopefully we can make it just as good, if not better."
Matt Kenseth qualified fourth and was followed by Carl Edwards who has a new crew chief this week after the shakeup at Roush Racing. Denny Hamlin was sixth, Kurt Busch qualified seventh and then boasted about how far his little brother has come in his short Cup career.
"It seems the young Jedi has done well," Kurt Busch said. "He learns quick, he's putting all his knowledge from his own team and what I've given him to work with. (and what are you? Darth Vader? No, you are a plant or an alien.) (NOTE: POSSIBLE SECRET ALIEN MESSAGE HERE)
"He's got the fastest car in the county today." (Okay, no more colors, too many cars.)
Clint Bowyer was eighth and Martin Truex Jr., and points leader Jimmie Johnson rounded out the top 10.
For Biffle, his qualifying run was perhaps a sign the bad luck that has plagued him through the first seven races of the season may be lifting. Accidents or mechanical failures have taken him out of contention several times this season and Biffle, who finished second to Stewart in the final standings last season, is currently 23rd in the points.
But Biffle is taking at least part of the blame for his misfortunes.
By Jenna Fryer, The Associated Press, April 20, 2006, 11:58 PM EDT (03:58 GMT)
AVONDALE, Ariz. (AP) -- Kyle Busch picked up where he left off at Phoenix International Raceway, winning the pole Thursday to put himself in prime position to win a second straight race in the desert.
Busch, who won at Phoenix last November, ran a lap at 133.745 mph to take the top qualifying spot for Saturday night's Subway Fresh 500. His lap bested Greg Biffle, who qualified second with a lap at 133.383, and Tony Stewart, who was third at 133.299.
After crossing the line, Busch barked into his radio. (hehehe..barked, birds don't bark, they peep. Shrubs should make no noise.)
"I was just chomping at the bit," he said.
He then celebrated his first pole since February of last year by climbing onto the pit road wall and waving his arms in the air.
"Do snow angels," Stewart said sarcastically of the celebration tactic Busch's older brother, Kurt, has recently adopted.
Stewart can mock if he wants, but the Busch brothers are hot in Phoenix. Kurt won this race last year, giving the Busch brothers a sweep on the flat, mile-long oval.
"It's not whether you are getting boos or cheers, it's who gets the most noise," Kyle Busch said. "Right now it's close between he who shall not be named on my blog and Dale Earnhardt, but the Busch brothers are steadily climbing that rope." ( I can't believe he compares himself with those 2 drivers)
No driver has ever won from the pole in the 19 Cup events at Phoenix, but Kyle Busch liked his chances in the Chevrolet he said was the "sister car" to November's winning entry.
"We have a good race car," he said. "It's the sister car, so hopefully we can make it just as good, if not better."
Matt Kenseth qualified fourth and was followed by Carl Edwards who has a new crew chief this week after the shakeup at Roush Racing. Denny Hamlin was sixth, Kurt Busch qualified seventh and then boasted about how far his little brother has come in his short Cup career.
"It seems the young Jedi has done well," Kurt Busch said. "He learns quick, he's putting all his knowledge from his own team and what I've given him to work with. (and what are you? Darth Vader? No, you are a plant or an alien.) (NOTE: POSSIBLE SECRET ALIEN MESSAGE HERE)
"He's got the fastest car in the county today." (Okay, no more colors, too many cars.)
Clint Bowyer was eighth and Martin Truex Jr., and points leader Jimmie Johnson rounded out the top 10.
For Biffle, his qualifying run was perhaps a sign the bad luck that has plagued him through the first seven races of the season may be lifting. Accidents or mechanical failures have taken him out of contention several times this season and Biffle, who finished second to Stewart in the final standings last season, is currently 23rd in the points.
But Biffle is taking at least part of the blame for his misfortunes.
posted by at 4/21/2006 05:45:00 AM
4 Comments:
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good night. HAPPY dreams lol.
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