D'oh!

"Get away from me you leeches!"

In his pre-qualifying interview on Fox, Matt said Robbie told him that he would find him some more speed. C'mon Robbie, we don't expect Matt to qualify well. It's his signature. He starts in the back and fights his way to the front. I like that about Matt. Don't mess with the method. Or maybe it was Jack himself that did the crime. That wouldn't surprise me. So now, Matt starts off the season in a bad light. And he is super-sensitive to what is said about him. He may need to grow a bigger pair after this to put up with the negative press.

Conspiracy theory of the week