Congrats Denny Hamlin

Okay Esad, move your glorious buns down and make way for the rookie pole-sitter Denny Hamlin. Congratulations Denny on your first Cup win! And Pocono did not seem like a boring race this time to me. Maybe it was the little things like laughing at Shrub and JJ speeding on pit road that helped make this race a little more exciting than normal and hoping for anyone to pass the elder Alien for the lead. Also, I did my nails during the race, easy to do with all the commercials. And yes, he who shall not be named crashed hard into the wall. Now, I don't advocate wanting drivers to crash. I don't wish harm to any drivers, even that one. It was good to see he got out of his car and was okay. I usually wish for blown engines or something like that on him, JJ and the Alien brothers, but not wrecks.

Nice to see Matt finish 5th, Vickers in 4th and Tony in 3rd. We'll ignore the 2nd place alien. Elliott... 20th. Damn, I bet he's getting tired of that.